Classy
Today I went to cash for gold to sell my ring to buy a pack of smokes and a 40. I’m so classy.
Are you really?
Today I went to cash for gold to sell my ring to buy a pack of smokes and a 40. I’m so classy.
Just wore a monocle and tuxedo shirt to my psych class. I’m so classy.
Definitely just drank vodka out of a sippy cup. I’m so classy.
I paid for a pack of cigarettes in all quarters last week, and looked at the cashier while he was counting it and said yeah, it’s quarters cause I’m so classy.
He lost count and had to start over.
Sunglasses, Check. Hoodie, Check. Bookbag, Check. Used rubber I found in my pocket from last night, not really on the list, but Check. I’m so classy.
Maybe I’ll just ask her if she sucks cock. You know, right to the point. I’m so classy.
I’m sitting in my underwear wearing a cowboy hat and eating tootsie pops. I’m so classy.
Just convinced ***** to fuck me while wearing a Billy Mays outfit. I used the loud yelling pitch and everything. I’m so classy.
We’re eating fish roe on saltines. Get your ass over here. it’s so classy.
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