Im So Classy » So Classy

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admin — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 04:16:11 +0000

Today I went to cash for gold to sell my ring to buy a pack of smokes and a 40. I’m so classy.

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admin — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 18:00:13 +0000

Just wore a monocle and tuxedo shirt to my psych class. I’m so classy.

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admin — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 17:59:25 +0000

Definitely just drank vodka out of a sippy cup. I’m so classy.

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admin — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 04:00:27 +0000

I paid for a pack of cigarettes in all quarters last week, and looked at the cashier while he was counting it and said yeah, it’s quarters cause I’m so classy.
He lost count and had to start over.

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admin — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 03:21:15 +0000

Sunglasses, Check. Hoodie, Check. Bookbag, Check. Used rubber I found in my pocket from last night, not really on the list, but Check. I’m so classy.

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admin — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 03:19:02 +0000

Maybe I’ll just ask her if she sucks cock. You know, right to the point. I’m so classy.

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admin — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 03:17:24 +0000

I’m sitting in my underwear wearing a cowboy hat and eating tootsie pops. I’m so classy.

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admin — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 02:50:50 +0000

Just convinced ***** to fuck me while wearing a Billy Mays outfit. I used the loud yelling pitch and everything. I’m so classy.

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admin — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 02:46:57 +0000

We’re eating fish roe on saltines. Get your ass over here. it’s so classy.

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admin — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 02:45:48 +0000

Just had to throw my underwear away because I sharted while doing a keg stand. I’m so classy.